Transformers: Generations: Titans Return Siege on Cybertron Box Set (Thunderwing, Metalhawk, Magnus Prime, Pounce, Tidal Wave)
First off, the trading cards. Hasbro made a big deal that they were doing real trading cards and not just a picture with no meaningful back. I guess they tried, but in the then end, they failed miserably. The cards suck. There are only four ratings instead of the eight that nearly all other tech specs have had for 30 years (when we’ve actually had tech specs). There is no quote or function, and the only bio is a couple lines on the back of the package, they didn’t even bother to put it on the card. Hasbro fails again. What else is new?
Secondly, what the fuck is it with Hasbro that they need to focus on only one theme at a time? Why are we getting Targetmasters and Powermasters as Headmasters? It makes no sense. Worse yet, the two Targetmaster converts, Blurr and Scourge, both have awful paint jobs (or I should say, barely any paint jobs at all). They put all the work into the real Headmasters and just mailed it in on the Targetmasters that they shouldn’t have been doing in the first place. As usual, they half ass everything, just like with Combiner Wars, where they ended the line without doing Terrorcons, Predacons, Seacons, Monster Pretenders, G2 Protectobots, and G2 Constructicons (in both colors). I mean, they still could do those as box sets next year, but I’m not going to hold my breath.
Thirdly, the Titan Masters. Why can’t they be consistent? Apeface, Brawn, Nightbeat, and Terri-Bull are named for the actual characters they are the heads for instead of the actual heads they represent. Clobber and Skytread could theoretically be the Headmasters for Grimlock and Flywheels. This makes no sense. Pick one way of doing it. It would make far more sense to name them for the Headmaster and not the character they partner with, as we are only getting the Headmaster. Related to that, it really sucks that we aren’t going to get any real versions of the Headmaster Juniors or Headmaster Horrorcons.
Finally, the Headmasters are freaking tiny. G1 Headmasters were way better than these, and had the ratings meter on the chest gimmick that they didn’t even try to reproduce. Another thing that sucks is that the heads of the Headmasters are articulated. This makes it so that the larger robot heads are articulated, but also makes it hard when plugging them in to Titan Masters vehicles. G1 Headmasters were so much better, but that’s true of most G1 toys.
Anyway, on to the review.
When Hasbro said that the “fifth figure” was a Titan Master, I assumed that Titan Master would include a vehicle. Of course, it doesn’t. So, we have a random Thunderwing head with no body and no vehicle. But wait, there’s more! His face is die cast metal! Who gives a shit. If they had put die cast metal parts onto one of the toys in the set, even if it was Pounce, that would have been a nice touch. But making the face of the head that has no body or vehicle die cast is a little stupid.
Metalhawk & Nameless Titan Master
Metalhawk looks really great. The color scheme is pretty much perfect, though he should have had a gold chest rather than the brown. Still looks great though. I really like his new head sculpt. Unfortunately, as is typical of Hasbro, they screwed up the details. They didn’t give his Titan Master a name. How stupid is Hasbro to release toys with no name? If they didn’t want to give their Titan Masters names, then don’t make them Titan Masters (which they should not have done to begin with).
Magnus Prime & Nameless Titan Master
Magnus Prime has just a few paint differences from Legends Ginrai. His crotch is blue (so many jokes) as are his windows, and there is a red paint app on the rear sides of his trailer. The Autobot logo on his trailer is larger and positioned differently. His guns are more simply painted. There are probably a few more, but he isn’t all that different. Again, Hasbro failed to give his Titan Master a name.
Pounce looks great in robot mode, a very faithful homage to the G1. His beast mode is okay, though not really anything special. Very nice overall.
Tidal Wave & Nameless Titan Master
Previous Mold Use: Generations Broadside
I guess Tidal Wave was the obvious repaint for Broadside. He looks fine, but still retains all of Broadside’s design problems, and of course has a nameless Titan Master.
Overall: It’s not a bad set, but isn’t that exciting either. If you need the Ginrai mold, then it’s definitely worth it.
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