Transformers: Generations: Titans Return Voyager Sentinel Prime & Infinitus

There are a few things I need to say about the Titans Return line.

First off, the trading cards.  Hasbro made a big deal that they were doing real trading cards and not just a picture with no meaningful back.  I guess they tried, but in the then end, they failed miserably.  The cards suck.  There are only four ratings instead of the eight that nearly all other tech specs have had for 30 years (when we’ve actually had tech specs).  There is no quote or function, and the only bio is a couple lines on the back of the package, they didn’t even bother to put it on the card.  Hasbro fails again.  What else is new?

Secondly, what the fuck is it with Hasbro that they need to focus on only one theme at a time?  Why are we getting Targetmasters and Powermasters as Headmasters?  It makes no sense.  Worse yet, the two Targetmaster converts, Blurr and Scourge, both have awful paint jobs (or I should say, barely any paint jobs at all).  They put all the work into the real Headmasters and just mailed it in on the Targetmasters that they shouldn’t have been doing in the first place.  As usual, they half ass everything, just like with Combiner Wars, where they ended the line without doing Terrorcons, Predacons, Seacons, Monster Pretenders, G2 Protectobots, and G2 Constructicons (in both colors).  I mean, they still could do those as box sets next year, but I’m not going to hold my breath.

Thirdly, the Titan Masters.  Why can’t they be consistent?  Apeface, Brawn, Nightbeat, and Terri-Bull are named for the actual characters they are the heads for instead of the actual heads they represent.  Clobber and Skytread could theoretically be the Headmasters for Grimlock and Flywheels.  This makes no sense.  Pick one way of doing it.  It would make far more sense to name them for the Headmaster and not the character they partner with, as we are only getting the Headmaster.  Related to that, it really sucks that we aren’t going to get any real versions of the Headmaster Juniors or Headmaster Horrorcons.

Finally, the Headmasters are freaking tiny.  G1 Headmasters were way better than these, and had the ratings meter on the chest gimmick that they didn’t even try to reproduce.  Another thing that sucks is that the heads of the Headmasters are articulated.  This makes it so that the larger robot heads are articulated, but also makes it hard when plugging them in to Titan Masters vehicles.  G1 Headmasters were so much better, but that’s true of most G1 toys.

Anyway, on to the review.

Infinitus

Titan Master: I don’t really know why Sentinel Prime’s head sculpt looks like Optimus Prime.  It seems Hasbro has just lazily decided that Prime’s have to look like Optimus Prime.  Whatever.  Probably they plan to use this Headmaster for another Optimus Prime toy, perhaps the Voyager Optimus Prime that was announced at SDCC this weekend.  I do really like the name Infinitus.

Sentinel Prime

Vehicle Modes: Warning: Do not look directly at the toy or eye damage may result!  I don’t know what the hell they were thinking when they came up with this color scheme.  Orange is my favorite color and I say it’s way too orange.  The eye burning colors aside, the space shuttle mold is awesome.  I can’t say enough about that.  The train mode is interesting.  It wouldn’t be bad if not for the enormous cockpit sitting on top.  If you don’t look at the middle, the rest isn’t bad.

Robot Mode: It’s a nice looking mold, the colors are just insane.  The parts on either side of his head can be retracted into his shoulders.  Without a helmet or face shield, his head looks a little small.

Overall: Sentinel Prime is not a classic character, and we’re getting a much better version of this mold as Astrotrain, so I would say it’s for completists only.

Thanks for reading!