Blog #2254: Toy Review: Transformers: Legacy: Velocitron Speedia 500 Collection Deluxe Class Cosmos

Transformers: Legacy: Velocitron Speedia 500 Collection Deluxe Class Cosmos

Cosmos

Vehicle Mode: I would like to start by saying, fuck you, Hasbro. I’d also like to add, fuck you, Walmart. I don’t know which of these two incompetent entities is responsible for short packing Cosmos, the only really great toy in the whole series. The assortment should have been three Cosmos, two Clampdowns, and one each of the others. Instead they short packed both Cosmos and Clampdown. I finally had to give up and pay $75 on eBay. So I’d like to reiterate, fuck you, Hasbro, and fuck you, Walmart. I’d also add, fuck you scalper pieces of shit who bought these up to flip on eBay. You’re all scum, and your parents are ashamed of you. As to the toy Cosmos’s vehicle mode is AWESOME! He’s absolutely the best Cosmos ever. He comes with a racing checkered flag due to the weird Velocitron Speedia 500 racing theme, which is meaningless as there are no tech specs to make it make sense. There certainly isn’t any animation, though that might be for the better since the Netflix show sucked.

Robot Mode: In robot mode Cosmos is perfect. I really can’t add anything to perfect.

Overall: Cosmos is a must have, if you can find one, or are willing to pay scumbag scalper prices. Allegedly, there will be full cases of each individual toy, but where or how they will be released in unknown. There is no logic to first doing an assortment and then full cases. If anyone at Hasbro was intelligent, they would have done full cases of Cosmos and an assortment of the rest of the crap.

Thanks for reading!

About lmb3

I’m 36 years old, and I work in network tech support for a public school system. I am a huge fan of Star Trek, Transformers, Harry Potter, and Marvel Comics as well as numerous other fandoms. I’m a big sports fan, especially the Boston Red Sox and the New England Patriots. I collect toys (mostly Transformers but other stuff too), comic books, and Red Sox baseball cards. I watch an obscene amount of television and love going to the movies. I am hopelessly addicted to Wizard Rock and I write Harry Potter Fanfiction, though these days I am working on a couple of different original YA novels.
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