Blog #2693: Toy Review: Transformers One Titan Changers Bumblebee and Optimus Prime

Transformers One Titan Changers Bumblebee and Optimus Prime

Bumblebee

In vehicle mode Bumblebee is kind of weird. He looks like a battering ram more than a vehicle. Paint apps are okay on the front half and nonexistent on the back half in usual Hasbro fashion. In robot mode he has a pretty decent head sculpt, but that’s the only nice thing I have to say about it.

Optimus Prime

Optimus Prime’s vehicle mode is a horrific abomination, the Trump Whitehouse of toys (it fails in every possible way and some ways I thought were impossible). It’s like they sawed off the back of his cab. What a piece of shit (also a description of the Trump Whitehouse). In robot mode he doesn’t look terrible, but at this point who cares.

Overall: Considering the delivery cost of natural gas these days, I’m thinking about buying them up on clearance and burning them for the heat. At least that would make their existence of some small use.

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I’m 36 years old, and I work in network tech support for a public school system. I am a huge fan of Star Trek, Transformers, Harry Potter, and Marvel Comics as well as numerous other fandoms. I’m a big sports fan, especially the Boston Red Sox and the New England Patriots. I collect toys (mostly Transformers but other stuff too), comic books, and Red Sox baseball cards. I watch an obscene amount of television and love going to the movies. I am hopelessly addicted to Wizard Rock and I write Harry Potter Fanfiction, though these days I am working on a couple of different original YA novels.
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